Jokes about Sexuality

• BLACKBERRIES r like girls, de only work wen u rub one little button..
  TOUCH SCREENS r like men, one touch anywhere and they immediately respond..
• Sex k bad Santa apni saali se- tum apni didi se jyada maza deti ho
  Saali- dekhiye na jijaji,
  fir bhi mere pati kehte he didi zyada maza deti hai
• Preeto: kutto ko kaisa patta chalta he ki kuttiya ko sex chaiheye
  Santa: sungh ke
  Preeto: to tumhe kya jhukam ho gaya hai?
• Parsi lady to Bus conductr while
  gettIng down from Bus: KYA KARTA HE MAN,
  MERA 1 TANG UPAR n 1 NICHU AUR TUM BICH ME HI GHANTI BAJATA HE
• Preeto: aaj mene Banta ko ullu banaya
  Santa:kese?
  Preeto: uski Rs 500 ki note mene purse me chhupa di aur wo 1 ghante tak meri BRA me dundhta raha
• Director: Mallikaji, Suhagrat ka scene he, aap hero ko garam dudh ka glass deti he...
  Mallika: glass se pilana tha to muje kyo liya, Sonam Kapoor ko lo
• Boys ke liye sab se bada sawal…
  Daman kis ka thame... . . . . . .???
  jo khushi de . . ya . . . jo khushi se de
• Santa's saloon shifted to 1st floor from ground floor The notice printed:
  Neeche ki baal katne ki dukan upar shift ho gayi hai
• Shoe laces n Smart men have one thing in common...
  They keep in touch with Several holes simultaneously
• A successful marriage depends on one simple Equation...
  Wife having BEAUTY SECRETS
  and
  Husband having SECRET BEAUTIES...