Funny SMS

• Always start your day with a lot of S E X
  S-mile
  E-nergy
  X-citement
  So make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
• Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI "
  Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
  Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
  Batau Q?
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  Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" NE 10 " PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!
• Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
  Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.
  Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar
  Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....
  
• Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
  Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
• Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the..
  Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE
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  Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
• I
  I lo
  I lov
  I love
  I love you...
  I love you the most.
  I love you the best.
  I love you a lot..
  Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
• Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai?
  Balance Khatam ?
  Ab Kya Karoge ?
  Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
  Nahi Na..........
  Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai....
  Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge…
  Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
  
• Jab hota hai tera didar,
  Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,
  Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....
  Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar
  
• Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
  Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
• Har khusi ko teri taraf mod denge,
  Tere liye chand tare tod denge,
  Tere liye khusiyon ke darvaaje khol denge,
  1 baar has ke to dikha tere saare daat tod denge